This is... I have no idea what this is.

Dear dragonz,

First of all, for the record, ultravee is totally not asking me to do this saying she'll never do samsex again ever EVER YOU HEAR.  I am doing this completely out of my own free will what's left of it anyway and I'm just trying to lure you into the samside ease your mind with my flexing muscles compelling arguments because you're awesome magnificent sparkly shiny fudging amazing totally adorable because it's your birthday.

Look, we're spending so much time together on the Lee, and I want you to know that you write an awesome me. Totally hot. Which got ultravee drooling me thinking that deep down? You got a thing for me. And that's alright. Don't feel bad, Dean totally understands The Pirate Rule. He won't froth at the mouth feel bad if you start looking at me the way you ravish look at him.

And I totally know that you keep on saying doth the lady protest too much that i'm like your cousin, but, dragonz, even if i WAS your cousin, what's a little incest in this fandom anyway, huh?

So in conclusion, dear dragonz, as a birthday gift I promise i'll be absolutely naked co-operative for your next chapters of the Lee. I promise, scout's honour, you'll totally keep on loving to write lust after me.

Also, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY OWN FREE WILL i would like to request that you'd write Castiel, ultravee, stop shoving me dammit.

I hope you have an awesome birthday,

All my love, and glistening expanses of tight flesh

Sam Winchester.

ps I'm writing you this letter earlier, because I know that you'll be getting a lot of Dean stuff tomorrow. I don't want him to feel threatened.

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Dragonz? My brother is an idiot. Ignore him. I'll be coming round tomorrow to play. -Dean


Happy birthday, lovely!  :)

I've been off work since Friday (omg yei) but the last weeks have been crazybusy. And so are the days to come. And then I'll be leaving on the 18th or 19th and won't be back till the end of June and I have to-do lists and I really, really need to get everything done before I leave, hence the running around like a crazy chicken. Duck. Whatever. And hence the general absent from lj thing.

In the mean time, it is totally.not.helping waking up with ideas stuck in my head especially since I spent two hours unstucking it from my head. Or de-stucking it. Or, you know.

The point is, I've got a 1,000 word piece written. It's a BSG/SPN xover, gen, with spoilers for 4.10 bsg and 3.16 spn, so you should probably be up-to-date with both verses. Does anyone have time for a really, really quick beta? Just grammar and syntax stuff? Watch me beam at you and tell me you can resist the shiny and the I-will-love-you-forever vibes I'm sending. *nod*

ps I have missed birthdays. I know. I know. I SUCK. 

jdsgirlbev

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