Dear dragonz

[ultraviolet9a]

Dear dragonz,

First of all, for the record, ultravee is totally not asking me to do this saying she'll never do samsex again ever EVER YOU HEAR.  I am doing this completely out of my own free will what's left of it anyway and I'm just trying to lure you into the samside ease your mind with my flexing muscles compelling arguments because you're awesome magnificent sparkly shiny fudging amazing totally adorable because it's your birthday.

Look, we're spending so much time together on the Lee, and I want you to know that you write an awesome me. Totally hot. Which got ultravee drooling me thinking that deep down? You got a thing for me. And that's alright. Don't feel bad, Dean totally understands The Pirate Rule. He won't froth at the mouth feel bad if you start looking at me the way you ravish look at him.

And I totally know that you keep on saying doth the lady protest too much that i'm like your cousin, but, dragonz, even if i WAS your cousin, what's a little incest in this fandom anyway, huh?

So in conclusion, dear dragonz, as a birthday gift I promise i'll be absolutely naked co-operative for your next chapters of the Lee. I promise, scout's honour, you'll totally keep on loving to write lust after me.

Also, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY OWN FREE WILL i would like to request that you'd write Castiel, ultravee, stop shoving me dammit.

I hope you have an awesome birthday,

All my love, and glistening expanses of tight flesh

Sam Winchester.

ps I'm writing you this letter earlier, because I know that you'll be getting a lot of Dean stuff tomorrow. I don't want him to feel threatened.

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Dragonz? My brother is an idiot. Ignore him. I'll be coming round tomorrow to play. -Dean


Happy birthday, lovely!  :)

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[labseraph.livejournal.com]

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Sam, ILU! I know you'd be a fantastic present to the darling Dragonz by licking her up and down after whip cream application.

*smiling dreamily*

Psst ... Dean. Swing by my place after you're done with Dragonz sweetie, yes? I got pie.

*lures*

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeh!

[pdragon76.livejournal.com]

Dear Ultravee Sam,

Thank you for your recent birthday propoganda proposal, which I read with both hands down Dean's pants interest.

I'm THRILLED by the notion of your cooperation for the remaining chapters of The Lee. I look forward to licking every inch of your naked brother working with you further in the coming (no pun intended) weeks.

I see from your correspondence that you are being held to ransom by the totally batshit Ultravee a Castiel fan. While Castiel is not a character I have any particular affinity with at this particular juncture, I can recommend several outstanding fics featuring this complete sexass footsoldier of the Almighty.

I'd like to pointedly allude to the fact that most of them are written by the freakin' whacknut who made you write your letter the very talented ultraviolet9a.

Yours In Birthdayitude,

Dragons.

PS. Your brother is HAWT. Just sayin'.

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Dear dragonz,

I mysteriously found three things when I got home, I was taken about, because i had simply no idea. cough cough

Exhibit A: a note from Dean saying something about the things he's going to do to you tonight, esp after the note you left for sam me. I would include them here, but i can't find a higher rating than "adult content" so i won't.

Exhibit B: your aforementioned note.

Exhibit C: a dichotomized Sam. One minute he's buffing his nails saying that the dragonz protest only proves his point, the next minute he's a crumbled mess on my bed couch. Men. Really.

Other than that, YEEEEEI on dragonz birthday. Love you tons and all that stuff, even if your geographically wrongly oriented (dont' get me started on continents. :D ) I hope you have an awesome day.

ps Castiel just dropped by saying he does not fully comprehend the term sexass footsoldier of the almighty, because he doesn't understand what the ass part has to do with it. Neither the foot for that matter. I shall enlighten him accordingly. (He also threatened to send the Castiel muse your way, but i trapped it in a bottle and hid it in my closet cuz i need it.)

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