Fangirl meta on Sam (of sorts, what with his birthday and all that): Why Sam Winchester is so hot.

[ultraviolet9a]

Just for the record? This is totally the shiny

buffyaddict13's fault, who, on the occasion of Sam's birthday, (in)directly asked for it.

Why Sammy Is Hot

by ultraviolet9a

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is his voice. Remember the classic dialogue "Bitch, Jerk"? Remember how he drew his voice up saying J..erk. That sort of intonation? Hot. Deep voice. Hot voice. Layered voice. Voice to hear panting above you sighing your name kind of voice.

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is the way he smiles with dimples and eyes. That sort of sunshine spreading over a feline face and green sparkling in mirth and the way it makes you want to join in the happiness (and lick those dimples.)

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is for being a giant freak. Well, freak is not really the word. Nor Sasquatch. Actually the word we are looking for is Apollo. Or hunk. Or posterchild for physical perfection. Or dream material. Or dreamboat. Those are the words we are looking for. Even when he's making himself unobtrusive, his hands are there. His muscles are there. His "whoa look it's not a skyscraper, it's Sam!" body is there.

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is that he wears Evil well. It spreads through him and wears those muscles with pride. Moves them with purpose and weight. Brings forth animalistic movements, like a giant smooth feline through a jungle. And that deep throat laugh tied to a chair doesn't hurt either.

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is that he wears Good well. As well as self flagelation. He carries the burden of the whole world on him, not realizing that Dean is right there with him. He tries to do what's right, tries to believe in something shinier, better, brighter...and is true to everything he wants to be. Even when he ends up crying. And boy, does that make us want to hug him more, or what?

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is that he has more layers than people can see. Like, maybe he's the quiet college boy, trying to make it easier on everyone, but in bed? He ain't submissive, nuh-uh. He's got his own personal shadowed areas no one knows about, that makes the shiny of him even brighter.

Sam Winchester is really hot for many reasons. One reason is that he is part of the Winchester ka-tet, no matter how far. He took out two SWAT guys in seconds, in minimalist fluid moves. He would die for his brother. He loves his father. Misses his mother. Will always think of his loves. ESP? Sure. But he doesn't need that. Sam (and Dean Winchester) could move the world just by force of will-and heart.

There are many more reasons why Sam Winchester is so hot (like genes from the aforementioned Winchester gene pool). But these are the ones that I deem as the most important.

Thank you.

-ultraviolet9a-

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(I might have gotten a bit carried away.) But hey, happy birthday, Sam(my) even belated. :)

 

Comments

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

bravo, bravo!

*claps*

*wolf whistle*

sam winchester is really hot for many reasons. one reason is write excellent meta which makes it pointless for me to try to work because OMG SAM WINCHESTER FTW!!11

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

LOL

OMG (insert name here) WINCHESTER FTW!! is one of the major threats in industry/work department these days. :)

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

yes. i have a pamphlet right here...let's see. it ranks the top problems workers have keeping on-track at the office.

1) winchester ftw <---DANGEROUSLY HIGH IN MY OFFICE
2) eye strain
3) carpel tunnel
4) sheer boredom
5) chair that pokes you in the back
6) lack of snacks

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

What did I tell you? Top of the list. *nods* No wonder the FBI's after them. That's the real reason. *conspiracy face*

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

this still makes me swoon with joy.

{{{hugs}}}}

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Heh! It's the Sammich love, innit?

[erinrua.livejournal.com]

Baby, you can get carried away like this any time! *G*

And after tonight's episode, I am so about how awesome Sam is, so you rave on, sistah! :-)
Cheers ~

Erin

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I so need to watch the eppie!

Am glad you liked my carried away thingy. :)

[daydream03.livejournal.com]

I should have not read this at 7:16 AM Game is over before it's begun. I am DONE for the day, I should just call out of work because I won't be any good for the rest of the day...

Now you need to do one for Dean ;)

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

:) I am just responsible for a glitch in the work industry.

M'kay. Will do one for Dean. And John. At some point in the near future. :)

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

Sam is an Apollo with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. Dean must know that too because he wants for that smile to come back.
This is the most exhaustive list of reasons why someone should love Sam Winchester right NOW!
Fantastique!

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Aw...you're making me grin now.

I am kind of concerned though. I read all those lovely thought through metas, and the only thing I can come up with is the drool factor. I'm shallow. Real shallow. *resigned* :)

(so shallow I might have to actually write a similar gig on Dean and OF COURSE John.)

[evolia.livejournal.com]

You know, I think Samuel Winchester is hot because he is Samuel Winchester. He's that whole character, perfectly played and completely layered and so freakingly interesting, and that makes him that hot. He's such a complete man. And, omg, hands. And forearms. And chest. And dimples. Ya know, Sam Winchester ^^

*goes back to fic, in which Samuel Winchester finds himself standing under tons of rain and thinks she's going to have lots of fun writing the angst ^_^*

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

:) Rain. Winchesters. Good. (I've reverted to my inner caveman.) Funny though, I'm just working on this fic featuring half naked Winchesters walking in the rain along with a crossover character.

Huh. There must be a universal fantasy pool out there.

[evolia.livejournal.com]

It's just a shame I can't seem to be able to write Dean. It's like, he doesn't want me to write him, maybe. So I'm sticking to Sam (not saying I'm complaining, either), and oooh, that fic is going well. Winchesters mix well with water, don't they ?

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Yes, they do.

And, oddly enough, my beta pointed out at me that for a John girl, I seemed to write a LOT of Dean pov. I think for some reason I get Dean. I understand him in a level that I don't get Sam.

[evolia.livejournal.com]

Lol, we should write together, I get Sam in a way I don't get Dean ^^ *giggles*