Oh holy God, Sam as "the Chippendale version of a Pharaoh"? I think my heart might stop. Seriously. The Jackal can rip it right out and weigh it along with the rest! And then he was WET and there was SMUDGING. You know what this thing needs? A TV adaptation *nods*

And I'm happy to be blamed for everything! I claim it all, because that was brilliance, my dear! Love how you worked in the "sibling marriage" thing ACTUALLY IN THE PLOT! Awesome.